foreverize:

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

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snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

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drateeny:

when you realize that you woke up late

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grumpysalmon:

How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail

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