voltorbo:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

(Source: bongmyass, via insert-humorous-url-here)

prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

(via poisonous-secrets)

224 notes • 12:10 PM
WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it
19,007 notes • 12:10 PM